EEEP

Okay, its gonna be a quick one.
two days ago, my mom threw a stone at my window.
I usually open my window and see, but this time i was sleeping.
A few moments later my mom came up, and she said she saw me, pushing the curtains away,
looking at her with my shades.
OMG. she saw my doppelganger

A doppelgänger ( pronunciation (help·info)) is the ghostly double of a living person, a sinister form of bilocation.

In the vernacular, the word "doppelgänger" has come to refer (as in German) to any double or look-alike of a person. The word is also used to describe the sensation of having glimpsed oneself in peripheral vision, in a position where there is no chance that it could have been a reflection. They are generally regarded as harbingers of bad luck. In some traditions, a doppelgänger seen by a person's friends or relatives portends illness or danger, while seeing one's own doppelgänger is an omen of death. In Norse mythology, a vardøger is a ghostly double who precedes a living person and is seen performing their actions in advance.

Watch it, I Bite. HARD.

Ahh, hes my husband.
ILY!
bahhahaha
I can dream, cant i?
Anyways, rumours bout 7th of March 2010, Paramore is coming to SG.
Just a rumour, but yeah
I needa save $$$$
:D


Its so hard, to go out to the front yard in my total state of unglamness
because i live beside 3 oh so cute guys, WhO apparently like to bring alot of hot guy friends over.
ITS SO hARD
D:


ANyways, I need a bloody septum piercing,
but the thing is, if i pierce again, itll be my 3 or 4th time piercing it.
AND ITS SO GODDAMN PAINFUL.


blah.
Malay guys are so cute, they make me wanna bite them.
hehehe
well except fo the mats and the g stars.


Alright, gtg noww




X fucking O
hannah Catastrophe

It Aint Easy Bein' Sceney.

Maria:MOMMYY! I NEEDA PEEEEEE!
Me:Im not your mom, retard.
Maria:ughhh, Mom! WHERE?![pulls my hair]
Me: In yo ass!
Maria:ass? ASSS![runs down staircase screaming ass]
Me: oopsies.
D:
Then the mom kinda asked where she got that word from,
and thank godd maria dint say anything,
SHEESH.
Dumb five year olds.
well i think shes five

EYEMO CANDY AND INDIE CHICKS.
What happened to art?
It winked out, in an explosion of vain
little boys, wearing tight jeans,
Home made ‘tees’ -
Parading round with their sculpted hair,
Expensive ‘daddy bought it for me’ cameras,
Pretending to be street wise,

Where is talent?
Still snagged between the toe nails
Of a jumped up petty princess,
In her height of fashion individuality!
Taking the same photographs,
Over, and over, and over, and over -
She can do anything,
With her ‘Myspace’ page popularity;

They’re getting out a message,
Putting across, a revolutionary point -
Skill is not made...
But bought, worn on your face,
In the form of eye shadow -
Worn out shoes,
And expensive dresses,

The ability to transform,
From ugly duckling to swan,
Has once again been stolen,
Snatched greedily from those,
Who’ve earned the right
To some self esteem,

Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder;
It sits comfortably within,
A wealthy bank balance.
From Deviantart.

My Heart Rides On the MRT.

One word.
WOW.
I would KILL fo a shop like this in Sg.
I mean yeah, they have but these are all clip ons.
And this is why I LOVE my seller.
Thank god she sells clip on human hair.


ANyways, Im playing Chowders GRUBBLE GUM game
LOL

I miss Rugrats,
bahaha, me and my dad used to st down on the couch and wed be watching it.
bahaha
I still remember the characters.
tommy , chuckie, teh twins, angelica.
and blah.


Okays so anyways,
I know whatchuu humans have been thinkinn.
that im dead, right?
I know.
I even thought i was dead.
But im not.
D:
SO basically, im kinda really rebelious nowdays, and I LOVE IT.
Who knew being a rebel was so much fun?
bahahaha
But yeah, Im like a totally different person now, and i have to say, I LOVE the new me,
Well yeah. if you dont, that, damnn, thats yer problem.
:D


So like im totally dyeing my hair black next week, and im gonna get platinum blonde extensions,
i dont think im gonna use the blue/blonde and pink ones.
Just black and plat. blonde.
OH YEAHHHH
:D


When I look up at night, all the constellations look like you..


SO i was at Tesco ystd, and this poser, oh gosh, she was like SUCH a poser.
scene poser , btw.
I gave her the bitchy stare and went EWW at her.
HAH. she deserved it.
poooser.

Oh gaylord.
I fergot my pills!
ARGH, i hate flu.

Alrightyy



X fucking o
Hannah

Vans Off The Walls.

Hold on while I go, OH MY FUCKING FISH DICKS IN CALIFORNIA!
Aaaaaaaah!
SAOSIN IS COMING TO SINGAPOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Big Night Out 2010 Feat: Muse, Saosin, Rise Against!

Aaaah!
But like the costs of the tickets are just madd shittt
D:


SO basically, Tmrs class bbq!
OH YEAH
Whos gonna bring the bacardi?!
Bahahaha
Anyways,
Im gonna be like soooo bored , during the remaining weeks of the hols.
So , if anyone, has gigs to go to, free concerts, whatever , my cells switched on, 24/7
xD

But yeahh, I need gigs man.
D:


Brick by Boring brick - Paramore


So went to City Square today,
So many guys said my hair was awesome.
umm, LOL?
And I was with my MOM.
bahaahaha

Alrighhtt.
Nothing muchh is happening in moi life right now.






X fucking O
hannah Catastrophe

Just Pull The Trigger.

You are a Faggot.


Yeah , basically thats it.
Rip rip rip.
Cry and die.
Well, at least Wished to.

3 more days, and im just gonna stop it kay?
Just gimme time, yeahhh


And, , Bahahah,
You are a big joke.
Thus, Ive deleted you from my life or Im deleting you from my life.
Im pretending, that ive never met you.
I dont fucking know you exist, and you dont fucking know I exist kay?
Get it? Got it? good.
If anyone asks, I dont know you, Youdont know me.
Deleted your number, deleted your texts.
And if you dont see me online anymore,
I guess you know why.
Sorry it had to come to this.

Okay

Im sick, of everytihing really.
My parents, are just killing me at home.
I hate home,
ITS NOT FUCKING HOME, its just a fucking place where i live.
I hate my family, I am NOT their daughter.

Life is at its worst right now.


According to you
I'm stupid,
I'm useless,
I can't do anything right.
I'm difficult,
hard to please,
forever changing my mind.
I'm a mess in a dress,
can't show up on time,
even if it would save my life.

But according to him
I'm beautiful,
incredible,
he can't get me out of his head.
I'm funny,
irresistible,
everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don't feel like stopping it,
so baby tell me what I got to lose.
He's into me for everything I'm not,


X fucking O
Useless Shit Cake, Hannah.

I will never leave you.

OMG.
The people in my class.

CELESTE
SIM SHUEN
ESTELLA
JOSEPH
PAMELA
LULU
NORSAIDAH
BRANDON
ANNISA
MIRA FAZER
ATIKAH
MEI QI
NAUFAL
AARON
WAI HONG
VICTOR
LUQMAN
ADELINE
NURSAFARAH
CRYSTALBELLE
ALICIA
MANEESHA
ELIZABETH
TING SHUN
DOREEN
ALICIA
MUHAMMAD ZAKIR
ABDUL RAHMAN
NIKKI
CAMILLUS
BETTY
SITI HANA INSYIRAH
NUR FARAHIN
RYAN
NG BAO QIANG
AZIRUL
YONG JIE
FREDA
GENA


Some are just gonna make my life just PURE PLAIN HELL.

Thanks.

Today was funnaaaay.
Because of an inside joke that farahin would KILL ME,
if I tell.
BAHAHA
SMALL.
So, I told my mom about it.
She laughed her nose off.
Yeah.
And Farahin and Mira kept saying I was slow.
In like converstaions and stuff.
So?
Like you all very fast.
-___-
Especially you ah farahin.
-___-
Seee, I just gave you the face.
HAH.
-sticks tongue out-
As if we are all so perfect.
Well most of us.
But LOL Farahin, you are HILARIOUS.
XD
bahahaha
Okays.
WHEEE.
Eatiing some mightyy cheeeeesecake now.
OKay, So .
My dude cousin, thinks Farahin is hotshit.
He saw her in my class photos.
LOLOLOL
Okay,
SO ive noticed how ive been bias.
I keep wrting bout cute guys,
Thaat i dont write about ugly guys.
So, I have alot of encounters with ugly guys too.
Harshh.
But mostly of my guy encounters are with ugly ppl.
You know why?
Cos theyre all singaporean.
HEH.
Well most of them are ugly, whether attitude wise or looks.
But there are SOME, very few i might add,
With a good heart and good looks.
EWWW
I sound soooo gay.
I dont like YOU.
OMG, today the weirdest thing happened in the car.
I was thinking of someone, I missed that person,
So i thought of that person
I was thinking thinking, daydreaming bout that person.
AND THEN.
ALLOF A SUDDEN.
he texts me.
I mean, THAT PERSON, texted me.
how OMG-COINCIDENCE-MUCH is thaaat?
LIKE VERY.
It waaaaaas soo freakyy man.
Beccause like, the other time, when i was online,
I was thinking bout that person, and then, BAM
He started chatting with me.
Okay wait, Maybe I just think of him all the time.
No wait, cant be.
I have too many things in my mind to only be thinking of him.
right?
HUH?
WTF IS HAPPENING.
I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!
-overreacts and throws a fit-




He loves moi.
He loves me not.
He loves me.
He loves moi not.
Well, I ll take it as he does not love me.
I think?
IDK.
But im like one wanker, because i still love him.
WTF is my problem.
Lets just hope he doesnt still read my blog.
And he doesnt think that im talking bout him.
heeeee.
xD
NYAK.
So guys,
Im just boredshitt right now.
Dont know why the fuck msn isnt workaaang.
lalalalaa



Note to self : Avoid the neighbours patio between 2pm - 3pm.
Mm whatc

Im Still Loving You, Like It Was The First Time.

I thought,
that Ive gotten a grip on life,
that I know how to handle it
So I made up a plan, I decided on how Im gonna control it.
But, Its all backfired now.
The ground is swallowing up my life inch by inch.
Im unhappy most of the times,

And all you people out there just cant wait ,
To see me fall to the floor and cry , cant you?
All you people wanna do is kick me when Im down.
Because why?
All you people only cared about yourselves
And here I am, tryna care for you people.
Its abit unfair when you leave me out, innit?
But I guess you guys just dont enjoy my company.

You all diss him.
You all diss me.
I love him.
No one loves me.
And you pretend to listen bout my problems.
Oh wait, I cant even rant to you guys .
Yknow why? Because all the fucking time was wasted on listening
to your rants or other peoples rants.
Which sucks you know that?

You choose everyone except for me.
I never get to be usefull.
You make me feel more useless, then I already am.
For once When I tried to help,
You went and walked away.

Here I am, tryna voice out my stuppid problems.
And there you are enjoying your perfect life.
More like, there you ALL are enjoying you ALLS perfect life, innit?

You complain about same things.
I advice.
When I ask for help.
You diss me.
All I did was proved you wrong.
And there you went calling me names.

When I tell you i love him,
You laugh.
You are THE loser here.
Because you dont fucking know what love is.

I love you.
I miss you
. I want you back.
I was stupid.
But now,
I realised that you dont know what youve got,
Till its gone.
And Ive realised it already.
And I wantt you back.
please? Im sorry.





Every paragraph is dedicate to a person.
try to figure out which one is your paragraph.



X fucking O
Hannah Catastrophe.

Im Gay.

Is it love?

Okay.
LOL.
The Hate post made me seem scary.
Well, this is why, you shouldnt mess with ME.
xD

So yeah.
Today was, well, Not bad.
Nat and Nina came over, and we sung, did shit, went to TESCO.
And said hello to the cute hairstylist.
Aww, I miss him.
He did my franns hair, and he kept staring at me, well, like 2 months ago.
And everytime i go there, he'll smile and wave.
but, i dont even know his name.
But he, HE, is GOREGEOUS.
D:
Bahaha
SO yeah, he smiled just now.
heeeeeeh.

Then we went kite flying,
and HOLY SHIT.
There were like so many, goth/emo kids hanging.
And i was like, Oh LMAO.
So yeah, some said hi and blah.
But yeah.
WHAT/
wha wha wha WHAT DID SHE SAAAAY
me and nat kept singing that song.
Lmao .


Yeaaah.
So about the i am in love thaaang, right.
I am totally gonna tell you guys about it.
So like.
I am totally in love with well, No one.
Yes ima loser.
fo the first time, im not loving, or crushing or FLIRTING[which is quite impossible for me to NOT be doing] with anyone
D:
Well wait, i think im having a crush on someone.
IDFK


Alright, moms calling.
What a fucker.
D:



x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe.

I dont like you.

Bahahah!
Reenie,
Your face makes me want to support abortion.
Your life, is the result of drunk sex with your parents too broke off buying alcohol to pay for an abortion.
Any guy that had ever wanted you is blind, mentally challenged or , sexually desperate.
But, most likely all 3, BAHAHA
I, Hannah, would gladly watch you unknowungly get raped by a man with aids.
YOU WILL DIE ALONE.
You make hazardous[ooooh big word.LOL] waste look healthy to have sex with.
You stink so bad, that people run behind garbage trucks to mask the stench. LOL
You make flies drop dead LIGHTHEADED.
I would use yer loooks as a weapon to kill animals to eat, if i were stuck on an island.
AND I would rather feeed myself to the sharks, than living with you, You ugly whale trash.



Yeah.

We were All So Undone.

Finally, My hair has decided to stay with a colour.
As it has been, my hair has been changing after I dyed it
First day : Pink/red
Second day:red/brown/ orange
Now : Orangeyy

Oh the fucking joy

Tadaaaa, Orange.
And you can see some coontails
So anyways.
Quote from Mira's post on November 6th.
"cause its always poeple looking at hana's hair but today,some people stared at me. ting shun says its cause im average and people wanna look at me but not look at hana cause she's weird and she scares people,LOL"

Yes LOL.
Well, MLIA.
bahahah
I SOOOOO do not scare people!
Hmphh

Oh goshh, I am in fucking LOVE.
with?
Well, Ima say it in the next post.
A lil suspense wouldnt hurt, would it?
xD


Alright, I has to get ready noww



x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe
:]

My HURR.

No Title.

I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
NEED.
Posters of, Paramore, Hey Monday, VersaEmerge, A7X, Escape The Fate, FTSK ,SKSK,
Alesana,Silverstein, Mayday Parade.
And many more.
AND, Singapore is gay.
Because I cant find them anywhereee!
But i havent checked Far East.
Jennnng.
BLEh.
I has to decorate ma room .
So , POSTERRS!


So, todayday.
Ma sisturr, is gonna be a sceney.
xD
Me and her are gonna go out to City Square with all the HXC-ness.
Wheeee.
So gonna bleeech few strands of my fringe reeeely blonde,
and then dye it, either, pink, blue or, well, orange.
IDK
bahahah
xD
Okayyy




LADIDA
Sorry im hyper

I Left My Heart In That Hotel Room.

So much has happened since I last blogged.
Yesterday was Halloween.
bahahah,
Friday was ahmazingers.
Me and Mira sort of Crashed the photography club bbq
xD
but yeah, we then went like to another empty bbq pit, with farahin
and we played truth or dare.
We pranked called so many people!
FUCKING HILARIOUS!
bahahah
yeah
Then the pit in front of us,
The dudes were giving us looks.
bahaha
then aft the bbq
I went fo HELLOWEEN.
At Escape theme park.
My cuz was dressed as a corpse bride.
FUCKING SCARY
bahahah

so this chinese guy who was standing behind her in the que fo the haunted house, started a convo with her[this was what my cuz told me]
Guy: [blablablablabalab] so, whos the chick with the ribbon?
Cuz:oh shes my cousin.
Guy:cool, i like her halloween costume
Cuz:[laughs]
guy:why you laugh?
Cuz: thats not her halloween costume.
Guy:Then?
Cuz: she dresses up like that everyday[laughs]
Guy:[laughs] she must like halloween huh?
Cuz:yeahhhhh
Guy: so, do you think you can gimme her number.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Cuz:umm, i dont think so.


BAHAHAHA
xD

So friday night, Statix called me,
He was so drunk, and he was horny alrightt.
bahaha, you really dont wanna know what he said.
LOL
Yeahhh



x fucking o
Hannah Catastophe.

Because Youre there, Not here.

Aww, its our first month.
yayy, 190909.

Anyway, I have have haaaave to tell you guys bout Friday.
SO, like after exams,
me , joe and farahin, went fo breakfast at MacD.
Then changed blalblba, then met up with mira and safarah,
We then went to long johns, and they ate, i ate clam chowder.
its so amazingly good.
So yeah, we went cathay, book the tickets,
and I had my haters just like that.
I walked pass a group of chinese kids, ah lians and ah bengs, fyi.
and they stared and pointed, while i laughed amusely at them.

So we walked and walked, and me mira and safarah, kept pangseh-ing farahin,
and okay, skip skip skip, Fast forward, and play.
So after watching 500 days of summer, we just hung out, look ta cute guys,
until i saw Tyzz , so i wnet up to her and said hi, and Eshia was there, blkablabka, they asked me to hang out with them, so i did, for awhile, then fast forward,
At home, i waited fo my siss,
So once she was back, we got ready and we went to Cineleisure,
AND GODDAMN, there was this tall chines guy who kept smiling at me, bahaha
he was ginourmously cute, bahaha
Yeah, then we just walked to dhoby ghout mrt station, and TADA, we walked passed some skaters, and they asked us to hang with them.
So we talked, and I could only remember Demon[he hurted my ankle], Chuck, Ali[awesome guy] and Penny, which was the hottestbut he dint talk to us.
So yeah, bout Demon hurting my leg.
He was tryna do some trick [ i have the video of it] , then he fell butt-to-the-ground, and his skateboard skated away, and hit my ankle reaaaaally hard, and everyone was like "omg, are you okay, are you hurt " and blah, I felt so loved. bahahaha
so yeah, we hanged with them till like 3 am?'
then went to Cathay to watch bikers.
till 4 am, and headed back.
It was superb.



On saturday, my cousins, notcied my phototgraphy skills, and now, im hired as a photographer, for a wedding on 22 nov.
I cant wait!
xD
So celebrated deepavali, it was fun.


OIn sunday, i was stuck at home, painting my new room in my new house, My room is now pink.
I figured that pink was the coloured i wanted to see every morning.
Not blue, but pink.
SO , yeah its a monday today, 19.10.09.
Weheeee,its my longest relationship evaaaarr.
xD
I love my sam
xD







x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe

Youll be my [insert word here] for the [insert word here]

OMFGG, i so totally, CANNOT, wait fo tomorrow!
Last paper, which is math paper 2,
We end at like, what? 9 am? idfk.
SO after that, we're gonna partaaaay!
Well, not really.
bahaha
Fuckk, idk if safarahs comming,
SAFARAAAAAH! must come kkay?
Lmao,
So yeah, we gonna chill at Plaza Singapura, then go watch movie
: 5oo days of Summer.
:]
Then gonna go lepak at near esplanade there, because got alooooot if uber hot skaters,
rewwrr,
bahahah
xD
Yeah, Farahin just needs some eye candy,
Well, frankly speaking, i think all of us do.
baahaha

DONT STALK ME.
hey, happened before, kkay?

So, today i did physics, chemistry and art.
I swear, confrim im gonna flunk my chem and phy.
Physics, was just so bloody fucking hard, mind you.
And chemistry, yeah i just died.
ART, omfgg, i fell inlove with my drawing.
xD

Oh and Amirul, Naufal and Aaron they all, yeah.
THEY NEED TO GET A LIFE.
bahahaha,
Its so fucking hilarious, on how they think that i give a big big FUCK about what any of them.
Oh please, the only thing you do, is fucking amuse me.
Get some fucking class, dumbasses.
Bahahahaha

;D



Awesome huh?
SO ima post alot of pics i find interesting, kkay?





Her names Megan, Ive only talked to her once.
I asked her bout, some Diy stuff she made.
Yeahh.She really nice.



Awww












x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe

Memoirs of Danny.

Ima take this time, to show my gayness, to the world.
kk?



There laugh all you want, i dgaf.
MIND THE DANCING, im sooooooooooooooooo sorry bout that.
bahaha.
But you can hate my tag board thingy is just over by the right.
go go go!

God damnnn, the world cant leave me alone.
theres a fake sammy, LMAO,
I dont think sammy has read it, but yeah,
WTFEVER.

Oh so, i havent been on , in AGES.
Because ive been busy with my exams.
Cant wait fo friday.
After examss, we gonna partaaaay!
that rhymes.
Sort of.
D:

So, yeah, Gay video i have there.
But still i love domo/myself/sam.
:D
hehehe

ALRIGHTYY,
thats bout ititit, teets.
bahaha, im high, my bad.

MY SALMON IS READYY.



x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe.

Together, we're gonna watch the sundown together.

Im gonna do that with someone one day,
Just you wait.
Altho, i dont know when or with who, but whatever.


Alright, so past few days, were damn fucked.
You dont wannna know.
And today, Miss Lee and Reuben totally ruined my mood.
I just felt right crying,well not because of Miss Lee,
but because of everything,
Accusation of theft, all that.
I swear, next person who call me names,
Ill fucking cry and death will come to you.
Just you wait.


I cant sit fo my exams.
I know i wont do well.
Ill dissapoint 'them'.
And then, you dont wanna know what else will happen.
Why is everything so fucked at this moment?
Seriously, i mean, just because when you tease, i either smile or roll my eyes, doesnt mean
you can take advantage okay?
Ive been really patient, but i dont think i can take it anymore.
really.
Like, okay, this is where, im gonna sound really insecure and dumb and pathetic and well,
fucked.
No wait, i changed my mind.
Im not gonna spill it out all here.
kk


I hate Coral.
I swear to ponies, that ima destroy my uniform outside school after taking my N level results.
That i'll promise you.
Coral just gave me a more fucked up life.
Im so fragile these days,
just now, when mr david asked my what number was it fer something, I knew the answer,
and i said it, and then i felt like bursting into tears.
Because i heard something, no one else did.
Well, i dounbt anyone else heard it.

Ive got too many shits in my mind.
First. EXAMS
second. cleaning my room
third. shifting house, [3 bungalows away]
Same place, same house, just 3 bungalows away.
Fourth. the taunts, i really cant take it.


when i stand to read in mly class, everyone just screams " SLANG SLANG SLANG,"
i swear, i wouldve brokendown if it wasnt fo Miss Aiysha.
You fuckers are evil.



x fucking o
Hannah catastrophe.

You wish life would go away.

Yes i fucking do.

Fuck My life.







X fucking O
hannah.

On our super honeymoon.

Hey wankers.
xD

So, i have new hair ^^
yay.
So, anyfuckingway,
I have such amazing pictures of stuff/me[duh xD]
and awesome videos too, but yknow what,
im gonna post it some other time,
Im sooooo tired.
havent blogged in daaaaaays

So ive been thinking that , maybe baby, i ve been going crazy lately.
Im in love , fucking wankers.
:D
So i wrote a stupid love letter, squished it, crumpled it, tore it, then burned it.
bahaha, i was bored.
Im just too awesome fo allo this.
WHUT.
wheeee, im weird.
and my haters, are bigbig wankers.
oh LILYLILYLILY!
WHO ARE YOU?
teeeheee, i has no franns named lily.
so please just tell me who the fuck you are,
thanks ,doll.
^^

So, exams are coming soon,
Oh the great fucking joy.

I love sammy kk?

ooh ohh, I HAVE AN ulser, fuck, idk how you spell it.
alsure? ulser? ALSER? IDFK.
D:
on my bottom lip.
hurts like pure pure fuck.

I love my hair, fyi.
I know you love it too.
^^



x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe.

Chicken Buffalo.

aaaaah,
Bday was awesome,
wanna tell you losers bout it, but im too lazehhhhhhh
D:
IMA LAZY CHICKEN..
whoooo.
Yeah, open hse on sat was the celebration thingymajigg.

AND, there were fireworks and awesome stuff.
My dad actaully spent 300 bucks on the fireworks,
and it was so fucking worth it.
MY CAKE, i have to put the PITCHAAA
CAKECAKECAKECAAAAKE
wheeeee.
TADAAAAAA, so purdyyy
xD



CrYsTaL_tEaRs says:
but I just hate it when some girls act like their all that and show off in public
it makes me want to puke
Hannah Catastrophe the jellybeeeeen. says:
I KNOOOOOOOW
yeah im like" excuse me while i gagg
CrYsTaL_tEaRs says:
i dont mean to b rasicist, but most malay people do that
Hannah Catastrophe the jellybeeeeen. says:
yeh the stupid malays with no eyebrows in singapore and wear uglly floating caps


CHICKEN.
Like, LMAO at the convo i just had with sammy.
And mira, like separately.
XD

So, i got bday bashed, by my sistaaaa.
3 UNGLAM photos.
ill post it later on


x fucking o
Hannah

Happy birthday to death.

So i have a problem.
And this problem, is a real dumb problem, but hey, its my blog so, ima type it out anyways.
I have this frann, who looks up to me, and she used to be quite close to me too,
And, now, shes copying me, but, shes just a dumbass poser, who calls herself 'EMO',
which i am not, and neither is she.
And now, she cant stop telling me bout her problems with guys, im like,
I DONT FUCKING CARE, get it into yer head dammit.
GRRR
ANDANDADN, she says shes sucha big big fan of heavy metal, guess one of her 'FAVO BANDS EVERR' , backstreet boys.
Yes, i would shoot myself, if i were to hear them.
SHOOT.
well, sort of.
And, she just keeps saying how every guy is chasing after her.
umm, okay, HELLO, YOU HAVE UGLY HAIR,
and for fucks sake, try to SPEAK properly, thanks.

bahahah, you are sucha dumb loser.
I have to talk to her sooon.
I fucking hate her.
:D

ooh oooh, bitchy me,
bahahah
xD

Some guy name JIMMY just added me.
BAHAHAH
JIMMY, sorry joelyn, say my dads name, and death will come to ya.
BAHAHAH, but you can say my moms, idc.
D:

SO, something oh so funnehh, happened in school to day.

Joelyn: yeah, im not a calculator
Hannah: cal cal cal
Joelyn: calculus what is a calculus anyway?
Hannah: CALCULUS! its a term fo, umm
Joelyn :-interupts- CHICKENS.
Hannah: -dies of laughter-
Carrie: am i supposed to do something
Joelyn: Calculus, a term fo chickens.
Hannah : revives. BAHAHAH.

OKAY, the end.
you have to be there to enjoy the funnyness.
Joelyn, mira, safarah , farahin and I, are just made of awesome.
BE jealous, that i have such AHmazing, friends.

That be it.
Oh yeah.
190909.
I love you sam.
:D
bahaha



x fucking o.
Hannah Catastrophe.

Take yer shirt off.

Now I see you sweat-sweating
Yeah I know your getting hot
Got my eyes on you boy
Let me see what you've got!
Take your shirt off
And spin it around.
YEAHYERR.
bahahaha



FINALLY!
Im done with my Home econs Coursework file
PHEW.
bahahah
SO anyways,
I wanna wannaa wanna wanna, take my shirt off!
bahaha
KIDDING.
Lmfao.

MiRa[: says:
'why do you speak pretty?'
'cause im scotttish'
lol,random
Hannah Catastrophe says:
LMFAO
WTF
bahahah
NO LINK
MiRa[: says:
lol,scottish people speak pretty xD
Hannah Catastrophe says:
LOL

Hannah Catastrophe says:
EEP
MIRA
MiRa[: says:
????
Hannah Catastrophe says:
TAAKE YER SHIRT OFF< AND SPIN IT AROUND
BAHAHAH
Sorry
LOL
SONG
MiRa[: says:
LOL
WTHHHHHHH
Hannah Catastrophe says:
BAHAHAHAH
very nice leyyh the song
I TER sang it in front of my mom and she was like WHAT
and im like, TAKE YER SHIRT OFF to her
then she roll her eyes
BAHAHA
MiRa[: says:
if i were your mom i'd give you the awkward looks with my eyeballs bulging out of my eyes
Hannah Catastrophe says:
LMFAO
bahahah

Now this why, you love reading my blog.
BAHAHA.
alright.
FUck, my flu is coming back.
SO, 2 more days to Hari Rayahhh, and something else.
and, idk hw many more days till my bday.
Oh ANDANDADN
TOMMOROW IS ERNIE MCFLURRY's BDAY!
Hooooraaaay ERNIE!
so, Ernie - 18 sep.
Taime - 20 sep
damien- 22/24 sep
Lilly- 25 sep
HANNAH![me] bahah - 27 sep.

YEP.
TAIME I MISH YEW STARR.
bahahah

ps: Adlyn:"HANNAH VOLTAGE, SAMMY VANTAGE" Hannah"DUDE.Its hannah HIGHvoltage"
BAHAHA



x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe.

STEAL THIS AND DIE. :D

LMAO< i felt a strong neeeeeeed to put this up.
I stole from Lexi.
D:
bahahha


I wonder why we never stuck to "if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all."
all this hate is just a tad ridiculous, eh?
get some fucking class.


X fucking O
HANNAH CATASTROPHE