Maria:MOMMYY! I NEEDA PEEEEEE!
Me:Im not your mom, retard.
Maria:ughhh, Mom! WHERE?![pulls my hair]
Me: In yo ass!
Maria:ass? ASSS![runs down staircase screaming ass]
Me: oopsies.
D:
Then the mom kinda asked where she got that word from,
and thank godd maria dint say anything,
SHEESH.
Dumb five year olds.
well i think shes five
EYEMO CANDY AND INDIE CHICKS.
What happened to art?
It winked out, in an explosion of vain
little boys, wearing tight jeans,
Home made ‘tees’ -
Parading round with their sculpted hair,
Expensive ‘daddy bought it for me’ cameras,
Pretending to be street wise,
Where is talent?
Still snagged between the toe nails
Of a jumped up petty princess,
In her height of fashion individuality!
Taking the same photographs,
Over, and over, and over, and over -
She can do anything,
With her ‘Myspace’ page popularity;
They’re getting out a message,
Putting across, a revolutionary point -
Skill is not made...
But bought, worn on your face,
In the form of eye shadow -
Worn out shoes,
And expensive dresses,
The ability to transform,
From ugly duckling to swan,
Has once again been stolen,
Snatched greedily from those,
Who’ve earned the right
To some self esteem,
Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder;
It sits comfortably within,
A wealthy bank balance.
From Deviantart.
What happened to art?
It winked out, in an explosion of vain
little boys, wearing tight jeans,
Home made ‘tees’ -
Parading round with their sculpted hair,
Expensive ‘daddy bought it for me’ cameras,
Pretending to be street wise,
Where is talent?
Still snagged between the toe nails
Of a jumped up petty princess,
In her height of fashion individuality!
Taking the same photographs,
Over, and over, and over, and over -
She can do anything,
With her ‘Myspace’ page popularity;
They’re getting out a message,
Putting across, a revolutionary point -
Skill is not made...
But bought, worn on your face,
In the form of eye shadow -
Worn out shoes,
And expensive dresses,
The ability to transform,
From ugly duckling to swan,
Has once again been stolen,
Snatched greedily from those,
Who’ve earned the right
To some self esteem,
Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder;
It sits comfortably within,
A wealthy bank balance.
From Deviantart.
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