Chicken Buffalo.

aaaaah,
Bday was awesome,
wanna tell you losers bout it, but im too lazehhhhhhh
D:
IMA LAZY CHICKEN..
whoooo.
Yeah, open hse on sat was the celebration thingymajigg.

AND, there were fireworks and awesome stuff.
My dad actaully spent 300 bucks on the fireworks,
and it was so fucking worth it.
MY CAKE, i have to put the PITCHAAA
CAKECAKECAKECAAAAKE
wheeeee.
TADAAAAAA, so purdyyy
xD



CrYsTaL_tEaRs says:
but I just hate it when some girls act like their all that and show off in public
it makes me want to puke
Hannah Catastrophe the jellybeeeeen. says:
I KNOOOOOOOW
yeah im like" excuse me while i gagg
CrYsTaL_tEaRs says:
i dont mean to b rasicist, but most malay people do that
Hannah Catastrophe the jellybeeeeen. says:
yeh the stupid malays with no eyebrows in singapore and wear uglly floating caps


CHICKEN.
Like, LMAO at the convo i just had with sammy.
And mira, like separately.
XD

So, i got bday bashed, by my sistaaaa.
3 UNGLAM photos.
ill post it later on


x fucking o
Hannah

Happy birthday to death.

So i have a problem.
And this problem, is a real dumb problem, but hey, its my blog so, ima type it out anyways.
I have this frann, who looks up to me, and she used to be quite close to me too,
And, now, shes copying me, but, shes just a dumbass poser, who calls herself 'EMO',
which i am not, and neither is she.
And now, she cant stop telling me bout her problems with guys, im like,
I DONT FUCKING CARE, get it into yer head dammit.
GRRR
ANDANDADN, she says shes sucha big big fan of heavy metal, guess one of her 'FAVO BANDS EVERR' , backstreet boys.
Yes, i would shoot myself, if i were to hear them.
SHOOT.
well, sort of.
And, she just keeps saying how every guy is chasing after her.
umm, okay, HELLO, YOU HAVE UGLY HAIR,
and for fucks sake, try to SPEAK properly, thanks.

bahahah, you are sucha dumb loser.
I have to talk to her sooon.
I fucking hate her.
:D

ooh oooh, bitchy me,
bahahah
xD

Some guy name JIMMY just added me.
BAHAHAH
JIMMY, sorry joelyn, say my dads name, and death will come to ya.
BAHAHAH, but you can say my moms, idc.
D:

SO, something oh so funnehh, happened in school to day.

Joelyn: yeah, im not a calculator
Hannah: cal cal cal
Joelyn: calculus what is a calculus anyway?
Hannah: CALCULUS! its a term fo, umm
Joelyn :-interupts- CHICKENS.
Hannah: -dies of laughter-
Carrie: am i supposed to do something
Joelyn: Calculus, a term fo chickens.
Hannah : revives. BAHAHAH.

OKAY, the end.
you have to be there to enjoy the funnyness.
Joelyn, mira, safarah , farahin and I, are just made of awesome.
BE jealous, that i have such AHmazing, friends.

That be it.
Oh yeah.
190909.
I love you sam.
:D
bahaha



x fucking o.
Hannah Catastrophe.

Take yer shirt off.

Now I see you sweat-sweating
Yeah I know your getting hot
Got my eyes on you boy
Let me see what you've got!
Take your shirt off
And spin it around.
YEAHYERR.
bahahaha



FINALLY!
Im done with my Home econs Coursework file
PHEW.
bahahah
SO anyways,
I wanna wannaa wanna wanna, take my shirt off!
bahaha
KIDDING.
Lmfao.

MiRa[: says:
'why do you speak pretty?'
'cause im scotttish'
lol,random
Hannah Catastrophe says:
LMFAO
WTF
bahahah
NO LINK
MiRa[: says:
lol,scottish people speak pretty xD
Hannah Catastrophe says:
LOL

Hannah Catastrophe says:
EEP
MIRA
MiRa[: says:
????
Hannah Catastrophe says:
TAAKE YER SHIRT OFF< AND SPIN IT AROUND
BAHAHAH
Sorry
LOL
SONG
MiRa[: says:
LOL
WTHHHHHHH
Hannah Catastrophe says:
BAHAHAHAH
very nice leyyh the song
I TER sang it in front of my mom and she was like WHAT
and im like, TAKE YER SHIRT OFF to her
then she roll her eyes
BAHAHA
MiRa[: says:
if i were your mom i'd give you the awkward looks with my eyeballs bulging out of my eyes
Hannah Catastrophe says:
LMFAO
bahahah

Now this why, you love reading my blog.
BAHAHA.
alright.
FUck, my flu is coming back.
SO, 2 more days to Hari Rayahhh, and something else.
and, idk hw many more days till my bday.
Oh ANDANDADN
TOMMOROW IS ERNIE MCFLURRY's BDAY!
Hooooraaaay ERNIE!
so, Ernie - 18 sep.
Taime - 20 sep
damien- 22/24 sep
Lilly- 25 sep
HANNAH![me] bahah - 27 sep.

YEP.
TAIME I MISH YEW STARR.
bahahah

ps: Adlyn:"HANNAH VOLTAGE, SAMMY VANTAGE" Hannah"DUDE.Its hannah HIGHvoltage"
BAHAHA



x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe.

STEAL THIS AND DIE. :D

LMAO< i felt a strong neeeeeeed to put this up.
I stole from Lexi.
D:
bahahha


I wonder why we never stuck to "if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all."
all this hate is just a tad ridiculous, eh?
get some fucking class.


X fucking O
HANNAH CATASTROPHE

Like OMG beckyy.

Who the flower, is Beckyy?
You may ask.
Well, I dont know who the flower she is either.

OKAYYY, that was kinda useless.
Bahahaha
Ooh wait wait!

BringHannahTheHorizon. says:
LOL
oh yeah, and i saw,, the HANA shop, which sells lingerie
LMAO
MiRa[: says:
LOL
seriously?
BringHannahTheHorizon. says:
uhhhuuuh
MiRa[: says:
LOL,so how do you like it?xD
BringHannahTheHorizon. says:
TOTALLY!
bahahah NOOOO
they have ugly BRAS!
UGLEHH
MiRa[: says:
LOL
at last can upload pictures =D
BringHannahTheHorizon. says:
LOL
MiRa[: says:
lol,i was literally lol-ing when i saw the shop
comment theeeeeeeem
woots
BringHannahTheHorizon. says:
WHEREE ARE THE PEEEEKS

TADAAAAAA!
Bhahaha
And then i literally threw a fit.
bahahha

SO lets look at the COUNT DOWN LIST,
which i just made, like, 2.5 seconds ago.
xD
So,
Raye - 4 more days.
Something special - 4 more days
MY BURFDAY - umm, i lazy wanna count, its either, 14 or 15 or 16
xD

Talking to this random dude, Marcus.
and hes like, Are you mixed.


Am I mixed?
Because I really dont know.
Im Indian muslim
-oh lmao, he thought i was ang moh-
Is that mixed?
Mommas Indian, Daddys Indianish
theyre both Indian.
whats mixed anyway?
IM CONFUZIFUZZLED right now.
D:
okay, IMA GO NOW.




X fucking O
HANNAH CATASTROPHE.
Cat's ass Trophe.
OOH, trophe fer the best Cat Ass
BAHAHA

Inverted Letters.

Hello Losers.
xD
I actually Had to write I love sam like ina mirror image kinda way.
Without the cam its would look like this.
I evol mas.
WHUT.
bahahah
I was so FUCKING bored, last night, at like 12?
yeah, so i just made a video.
Cuz ima loser.
but im awesome like that.
Yepp
xD

Im doing all my HBL homework now,
Yep its sunday, tmrw, got school, and I hvnt done any hmwrk.
I LOVEEE MYSELF.
bahahaha

xD
Alright, better get started



X fucking O
Hannah Catastrophe

Lonely Vday. 14 02 09.

I walk around and I hear people say,

Happy Valentines day,

I smile and just walk away,

thinkin how anyone would like me in anyway,

Well, its the 14th today,

I see people acting all gay,

I go to a corner on the 5th street of Parlay ,

Lights a ciggarete in dismay ,

Sucked at the bud and blew the air away,

I watched as the weeds on the ground sway,

like on a cold monday in darkdark May ,

We're all still young and stupid,

Im sure no one wants their as hit by Cupid ,

I sit under a tree,

only as lonely as me,

My heart got broken too many times,

I would be rich if I charged all of them a fine ,

Sometime I wonder if anyone really wants to be mine,

I see a lovely couple walk past,

I wiped my eyes ever so fast,

I noticed he was one of my past,

He looks at me,

Ever so guilty,

I couldnt stand it anymore,

i ran home and slammed the door,

Thats how my Valentines day ended,

With my tears all on the floor.

MEOW.

Im so gay that i dont even like, umm,

BUURDS.

No i dont even like, no i dont even like,

BUUURRDS.

aye.

GRR.

Today, went went to somewhere.

I usually go there, its a fake flower shop which my momma loves.

And i love too,yknw why?

Because, the shop opposite, has like 3 cute guys.

AHHH, what am i saying, cute? psssh.

HOT. i meant HOT.

bahah. But the hottest one was so arrogant.

I mean, Hi? when people smile at you, you have to smile back,yo.

Pssssh, this is why i like the other two better than you.

:P

DONT GET JEALOUS HUNNEH.

D:
bahaha

I swear, Im HIGH.

xDD

So, im like, all awesome and stuff.

OKAY FINE.

SO I bought new eyeliner,

Yeah bitches.

Its, Maybelline, Gel Eyeliner?

It comes ina small pot or something like that.

ITS SO AWESOMELY AWESOME

Heee, these colours are hurting my eyes.

D:

ALright.

And i gotta promote, my hunnnehs, new brand of biscuits.

QUACKERTONE - The new and improved formulaaa!

Randomly assorted Biscuits, with CHEESE TART FILLING.

Oh so delicious!

I swear, I could kill myself fo that

xD

X fucking O

Hannah Catastrophe

Still Photos and Noisy arcades.

hello my name is sabrina the awesome and cool i am 8 and i am a german you know from germany.


SOrrehh bout that.
Bahah
Nina and her nonsense
bahahah
Alright alright.
idfk why the fuck im typing a post now.
bahah
I love Sammy Vantage, yo
xD
HES MA HUNNEH DUCKIE.
bahaha



x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe

Are you there? Or are you just a detroit dream?

IM HONGRAY.
bahahahah
And look at the photos.
Arent they awesome?
yep, yes they are.
but do you know whats more awesome?
its my new phone
heeee, momma bought it as an early bday pressie
bahaha
ITS TOTALLY AWESOME
but its the same phone as Ana
Yay ana, i dont have to steal yer phone anymore
bahah
I know its kinda an old phone,
but what the fuck ever
I d g a f
ITS JUST SO AWESOME
LIKE ME.
heeee.
Alright,
Thats about it.
ayeee



xfucking o
Hannah Catastrophe

Jealousy kills

<

oh oh oh
Im so over you

I heaaaart the mission district.
:]

Ayeee,
My berfdays coming soon
And mommyy, I want a cute guitarist.
Preedy please witha cherry on top?
yeah, thanks.

I acutally really, dont know what I want for my bday.
im asking my sissy to get me more hair.

I am madly craving fer, ice-cold-makes-yer-brain-go-HOLY-HELL-THIS-IS-S0-FUCKING-COLD Chrysanthemum tea.
i dont know if thats the correct spelling, but WHATEVER

so people ive been talking to fer past 3 days.
Sammy, sam, SAMANTHA.
nahh, theyre all Sammy.
Some random dude, whos, TOTALLY AWESOME.
bahahha

alright.
I swear to the raynebow heavens, me and safiya.
ARE MAD.
baahah
but we are totally rad.
xD




x fucking o
hannah Catastrophe

Late nights and Early parades

DAVID SCHMITT, do all of us a favour,
and,
MARRY MEEEE.
babahahaha
So, my computahh has a virus.
Grr,
thanks to msn.
nyehhh
But because my daddy waddy is soo AWESOME.
he got rid of it.
HOORAY DADDY
lmfao.
SO whats up?

nyahnyah

Im itchy scratchy everywhere
I swear , its an allergic reaction
even tho i have no allergies, whatsoever.

Now, people should learn how to mind their own buisness.
Alot of people bitch bout me, i can tell.
but, APPARENTLY, alot of kids tend to bitch more about the way i talk.
But look at me, idgaf.
heeee
:D
ahh, just because , im more educated in english and i know how to speak PROPER english,
doesnt mean i slang.

now, ima create a hate paragraph
Racheal Gan, you are an AH LIAN, a scene poser.
get over yerself, You arent singpore idol.
you are singapore IDIOT.
eek.
-flip hair-

Alright im done.
Now, im hongray.
ooh which reminds me, i have to tweet bout something
Brb

Ahh, so im so bored,
that i have to resort to taking LAME facebook quizzes.
grr
Now, im wondering.
Why do minahs hate their eyebrows so much?
I mean what have their eyebrows ever done to them,
THEY JUST SHAVE THE WHOLE THING OFF.
which is wrong.
Bahahah
eyebrowless dumbfucks.
yeah, i think minahs are dumbfucks.
and dont even get met started about ah lians.
look what i found on Urban dictionary.
Favo site ever.

i looked up the term, Singaporeans

1. Singapore is small country infested with a fucked up community with a majority of its citizens having IQs equal to a primitive monkey. Their kiasu attitudes are their downfall, and yet they're proud of it.

2. Their girls, from a distance, might look pretty, but when they open their mouth, or when they get involved in online conversations, they twit a lot. It's disgusting, but singaporean men love it. That explains why their male population has an average penis size of 2 inches fully erect.

3. They raped the english language, making their own version of "english" called singlish, and yet, because of their kiasu attitude, they claim singlish as a whole new language, and are proud of it. Hilarious!



Nice one.
And hai, im Hannah catastophe and i agree with this.
alright




x fucking o
Hannah Catastrophe